She’s just doing this to get through kindergarten.

Sometimes you gotta dig deep to get the answers.

Friends Don't Let Friends' Moms Get Double Teamed by Pandas

There are some things books should NEVER be used for.

Let’s just can the innuendo and call a cucumber a dildo, here.

Breakfast just got a whole lot sluttier.

He's not fat...he's pregnant.

Don’t poke granny’s boyfriend, BEE-ATCH!

A good Samaritan comes to he aid of a woman in labor. Too bad she’s not preggers.

Speak to your kids about cooties…before cooties speaks to them first.

It’s draft day. Will Chuck make the right pick, or will he crumble under the Zima and Spam-induced pressure?

When an unemployed Fred Schneider, lead singer of the B-52’s, applies for a day job, only one thing stands between him and success – his…